The Office Downsizing Game | Game the Game
(upbeat instrumental music) – Hey, friends, welcome to Game the Game. I’m your host, Becca Scott,
and today we are playing The Office Downsizing Game. Somebody’s getting fired,
and I hope it’s not me. (laughing) Let’s introduce our
wonderful guests: TJ Rotell. – Hello, everyone! Welcome to Dunder Mifflin.
(laughing) – You’re playing Michael Scott. – I am playing Michael Scott. Regional manager, Michael Scott. Best salesman that Dunder
Mifflin has ever seen. (laughing)
– Denise Pantoja. As Angela Martin.
– My cat is awesome.
– That’s true. That’s true, I’ve heard that. Of course, Joy Regullano
as Dwight Schrute. – Hi.
– Click cast. – Yes, I left my potato gun at home, so, don’t worry about me. – So you’re safe, for now.
(laughing) Julia Dennis. Or, should I say Kevin Malone? – A girl is talking to me.
(laughing) – And, of course, Jake
Michels as Jim Halpert. – Good job, Kev.
– Thanks, Jim. – Well if you’ve ever looked to camera, there’s no subtext to it. (laughing)
– I can do whatever I want. (laughing) – All right, boys, seriously, I think that you need to
stop doing that right now, or give me $100. – ‘Cause you’re playing Kelly Kapoor. – ‘Cause I’m awesome, and I’m Kelly Kapoor. All right. The point of this game, you can find out by watching
our ‘how to play’ video, there’s a link in the description below. But, otherwise, let’s just get into it. We all know the rules. There are two teams: there’s team Michael. – The best team. – And team promotion, obviously. So, of course, Dunder
Mifflin is getting shut down. I know, the Scranton branch. Not Dunder Mifflin, just
the Scranton branch. Now, two people, it is rumored, are going to be promoted to corporate, after the Scranton branch is closed. But Michael has a plan. And that plan is figure
out who’s being promoted, and fire one of them
before the branch closes, so that Michael is now the best employee, that gets promoted. And, when he’s there, he’ll make sure the rest
of our jobs are saved. – That makes perfect sense. – Logic, people. – The logic is perfectly sound. – And that’s why you’re
my number one and two. Jim, Dwight. – Kevin, absolutely.
– Kelly, you’re busy playing a game, just know that I’m planning a party and accepting suggestions. – Oh, that’s great.
– Absolutely. How about it’s themed like your cat? – Mint chocolate chip ice cream. – No. – What about a basketball court? – I’ll bring some live chickens. – Yeah, we can play
basketball in the warehouse. – All of these seem like
perfect ideas, to me. Okay. Everybody, except for
Michael, has an envelope. It’s gonna tell us whether or
not we’re getting promoted. It has three incident reports in it. If you have more good, than bad, you’re getting promoted. Everybody has three incidents. So, if you have two that are
green cards that say ‘good’, and one that’s bad, then
you’re getting promoted. If you have two bad, and one good, your team Michael, and you’re tryin’ to figure out who the people
being promoted are, so you can help Michael fire them. – Fire people, to save the company. That’s the way we gonna do it. – Michael, that doesn’t make any sense. – Makes perfect sense, Angela. – Thank ya, Kevin. – Kevin…
– Good job, Kev. – Hey, guys, can we just talk
about things that matter, for a second?
– Kelly… – Do we like my new shoes? – Angela, no one cares about your shoes. – My name’s Kelly.
– My cat has the cutest shoes. (laughing) – Your cat has shoes? I love it. All right.
– Concerning. – Now, we need someone
to be the first leader. That leader will choose
a secret committee. And today’s Monday, of course, so the committee will be
made up of two people. Now, after those
committee has been chosen, they will choose another player and get to see one of
their incident report cards randomly. So, we’ll see what
information we can gleam. Okay, the first leader is: whoever last sent an email. (rustling around)
– Hmm. I don’t send emails, today. – Jake, can you look at your phone? – Yes.
(laughing) – Mine was 9:40 A.M. – Did you get an email?
(laughing) – Oh, I don’t have my
alerts on, for emails. So I have to open it up. – You don’t have your
alerts on, for emails? What kind of employee are you? – Yes, we got it. – Oh, I sent the last email.
(laughing) – What is this, anarchy? – That’s the closest you come
to cheating, in a long time. That’s really good, I like that. – Is it cheating?
– No, it’s not, I said closest.
– That’s a bit much. – Okay, well, I think it was
totally awesome and amazing. I’m going first.
– All right. Before you do, the people
that are on team promotion have to know who each-other are. – Oh, right.
– Oh, yeah. – Okay. Put that there, for now. (clearing throat)
– Very eager. – Everybody close your eyes, heads down. – It’s like heads up seven up. – If you are on team promotion, lift your head and open your
eyes and make eye contact with the other person, on team promotion. (suspenseful music) Hope you’re all done. Okay, five, four, three, two, one. Now, everybody open your eyes. (snoring) – I mean, I had already lifted
my head up, though, sorry. I don’t like the rules.
(laughing) – Sorry, I have–
– But I didn’t open my eyes. – A loaded pretzel.
(laughing) – Okay, Angela. ‘Cause, in case your cat needed you, you need to have your– – Don’t be so judgmental, Kelly. I had my head down, when I needed it down. – You guys, we’re downsizing! – That’s what she said.
(laughing) – Oh, God. – I am gonna have to talk
to my therapist, about this. – Did you just poop?
– I need my cats. (heavy breathing)
– What’s going on, Michael? – Nothing, everything’s fine. – Okay, maybe we should
just read an email. – I’m gonna read an
email, in Kelly’s voice. Why me? It’s from Jim Halpert.
– Oh. – Phyllis blackmailed
Angela, so Michael made (clearing throat)
this is in Jim’s voice. Phyllis blackmailed
Angela, so Michael made me party planning committee head. This is literally the
stupidest thing I’ve ever done. Stop sending me birthday requests. Jim becomes the leader of this round. Dang it. If Jim is not in the game,
the role goes to the player most active, in a committee, at work. The player, so that’s
an out-of-game thing. Whoever’s most active
in a committee, at work. – But Jim’s in the game. I try to actively avoid
committees, as much as possible, so I–
– Def well said. – Is anybody in a committee,
in their work life? – No, I haven’t been on
a committee, in a while. – None of us have normal jobs.
(laughing) – I was in student
council, in high school. – Yeah, I was like.
– But also, let’s be clear, I am planning a party and
accepting suggestions. – Glitter? I do not give suggestions. I just do what I want.
(laughing) You people–
– Glitter, we’re down– – What about a party planning party? – Are worse than–
– See, that’s what I’m talkin’ about. That’s the kind of
outside-the-box thinkin’ that’s gonna save this company. Good job, Jim.
– Good job, Jim. – My cats are better
company, than you people. – Dwight, you can learn
a thing or two, from Jim. (sighing)
– I’d be happy to train you. – Anyway–
– I will have revenge. – Jim, can I ban your committee? ‘Cause I heard Ryan was
gonna be in the committee. – Absolutely. ‘Cause I wanna get things done. Let me read an email, first, though. Right? Wait, that was the email we already read. (laughing)
We’re informing the committee. – I’m available. – No, Kevin, we’ve already–
– I’ve already chose it. (laughing) – Kev, we already chose it, but we’re gonna choose
somebody to look at. Who should we look at? Yeah, we should look at Kevin, right? – Thank you.
(laughing) – Wow,
– All right, Kev. – Kevin, I never knew
you worked here, before. I thought you were fired a long time ago. – I got outta that one. – Oh, okay.
(laughing) Cool, I guess.
– Outta that one. – So yeah, without
revealing any cards to us, we’ll pick one. Which of us do you want to look at it? – The girl.
(laughing) – Wow, Kevin, I consider
myself as an adult woman, but thank you.
(laughing) Why are you smiling,
without your teeth, so much? – Oh my gosh, Kelly,
quit flirting with Kevin and just get it over with.
– I’m not flirting with Kevin! If anyone, I’m flirting with
Ryan, but he’s not even here! – I’m hotter than Ryan. – Flirting is a waste of human resources. Our brain is capable of so much more. – Yeah, you’re right, Toby is a waste. – Hey, Kevin, I found
something in the warehouse, it looks like a sort of love nest. Did you make that? Okay, that’s gonna get you a bad review. – Kevin, I told you about
this, on countless occasions, not to make anymore love
nests, in the warehouse. – What’s a love nest, Kev? – That’s disgusting. – It’s warm and wet.
(laughing) – Go.
– I’d be curious in– – Did you say it? – That’s what she said. (laughing)
– Thank you. – I’m sorry,
(laughing) Oh, Kevin. You’re my favorite. – I just think we should
investigate it, for science. Yeah.
– Right, there could be some endangered species, in there. – The area should be
disinfected and burned. – I will give mouth to mouth. – You’re not wrong, Angela, for once. Yeah. What are you writing? – Kelly said Kevin got a bad review. – I said it because it’s true. I mean,
(laughing) I dunno if anybody’s a
fan of Kevin’s love nest, except for Kevin. – Thank you.
(laughing) – I never thought I’d
hear those three words, in the same sentence. – I’ve asked Jan to join me
there, on several occasions. She has not returned my calls.
– Ugh, Michael. All right, it’s Tuesday, now, and we’re passing the leader to the left. – Well, here’s a question: was I made leader, or was I
made the committee former? Because, if you were
leader, then it goes to her. – Leader.
– I was made leader? – Mm-hm.
– Okay, then, yes, it goes to the left. – Birthday. – Angela Kinsey. As part committee head, I’m in
charge of my birthday party. Presents for Princess Lady,
my very expensive cat, only. She’s better than any cat, or person. Angela must communicate in
meows, until the next day. She may also peek at one
of Dwight’s incident cards. – Oh! – Wow. – Dwight, ya gotta show a card. To meowser, over there.
– Meow. – Princess, what? – Meow.
– That would be Princess Lady. This is a lot of her fantasies,
comin’ true, right now. – And I choose one? Or it’s random? – I think it’s random. – She may also peek at one of
Dwight’s incident cards, yeah. You can know which one
she looked at, as well. – I should look away. (bright uplifting music) – Meow, meow.
(laughing) Meow. – Mm, meow.
– Meow. – We good?
(shuffling around) – Do cats have thumbs? – I dunno.
– Some cats. – Meow!
– Some cats. – I have seen some–
– It’s true! Some cats have thumbs.
– Really? I didn’t know that. – And how about extra of an itch? What are they called?
– A dewclaw. – A dewclaw. Is that d-u, d-u-e? – Or d-u-d–
– D-o, – Dude claw?
– D-o-o. – I don’t know. It’s good to catch prey with.
(biting) – I think it’s d-o, ’cause it’s– – That’s what it’s for. – How they do. All right. So that’s the email, so,
you need a committee. (sighing)
– I need a committee, and I need two people in that committee. Who do I trust?
– Meow. – All I know, is that I’m
probably the most awesome committee member, because
I always bring cupcakes. – I can make my chili, Michael. – Jim, what are your plans, Friday night? – Michael, I think you know. We’re havin’ a committee.
– Okay, yeah, Jim’s on the committee. – All right, that’s two. – All right, Jim, I need your brain, here. This is a crisis situation,
we’re at Dunder five. – Meow.
– Oh, is that where we’re on a system of? Is it five Dunders, or
are there actually– – We don’t have time to discuss this. – Oh my God, do you think Ryan Dunders? – Yeah, that’s a good point. I think we should definitely look at, well, we shouldn’t necessarily
look at Kevin’s, again, because that doesn’t really tell us what– – Should we go to Hooter’s,
first, and discuss this there? – Absolutely, but, maybe not first, maybe after a celebration. – They have really good wings. – Chicken breasts.
– Meow. – I’m sure it won’t be
busy, by that time, anyway. – The wings are stellar. I can attest, to that.
– Focus, Michael! Sorry.
(laughing) – Let’s look at either Kelly’s card, or, since we know one
of Dwight’s, already, because the cat told us
that it was a positive meow, we look at Angela’s. – I feel like this is crazy out of line, and I think you each should
give me a back massage, if you’re gonna target me, like this. – So, let’s look at hers. Yup, yeah. – All right, Kelly. Please show us your reviews. – Wow, this is, I feel so targeted. (gasping)
(laughing) – Meow.
(rustling around) – Don’t want you to know what I’ve done. – Solid shuffle. – Meow. (inhaling)
– Okay, Jim. Suspicious man.
– Hey, good, Jim. – You kind of look like Ryan, so. (snorting) – It’s a bad review. – Not surprising.
– Talked back to a customer. Which, you’re customer service. – Kelly, you’ve been warned about this. – I know, but they insulted my grandmother, when I told
several stories about her. So, I thought that was really rude. – Meow, meow, meow. – My grandmother was a woman of steel. – She was made of steal? – Yes.
– Like actual steel? – We’re like in the steel industry? – It’s also a metaphor,
don’t be ridiculous. – Correction, your
grandmother was a cyborg. – Didn’t she rust? – I’ll let you think about that one. (snorting) Wow, are you writing about me? This is awesome. I feel so important. – Kevin, you’re breathin’–
– It’s like I’m the center of attention.
– Really loud. (laughing) (hissing)
– Oh my God, it’s– – I broke it.
– Meows day. All right, because it’s a new day, Angela can now speak human words. Or choose to, still, just meow. (laughing) – Honestly, that was probably
the best conversation I’ve had with y’all, ever. – Wow.
– Wow. – Just saying.
– I choose to take that as a compliment. – Not that I agree.
– You shouldn’t. – She said it was the best. I’m the best. – Michael.
– Yeah. – Animal policy, from Toby Flenderson. – God, Toby.
– Oh, Toby. – Dogs are not allowed in the office, even when dressed
exactly like a co-worker. The leader of this round
must communicate in barks for (laughing)
rest of the day. – You’ve gotten two
different animal sounds, (laughing)
in one game? – Yep. – It’s all comin’ together, now. Clearly, Angela’s getting fired. (laughing)
– Actually, everything in this email’s dead. – Yeah, they’re different animals, all down the line,
– Has to be in animal sounds. – But they generally get to Denise’s side. (laughing) – Okay, uh–
– What is ruff, Angela? – Angela, the dog,
– Has to float a committee. – Choose three people
to be on your committee. – Dwight, that’s my job. – Just tryna, mainly–
– You get three, total, including yourself, if you want. You don’t have to.
– Ruff. – I think she means she wants to go. – Ruff. (laughing)
– What a sassy Angela dog. It makes sense.
– Ruff. (panting)
– I have beef jerky in my car.
(laughing) – And you haven’t, you
weren’t gonna bring that in, and share it with your
boss, and best friend? – I will, after the committee’s formed. – Ruff.
– Absolutely. – Angela’s a fan of
beef jerky, or dogs are? – Dogs.
(panting) – Ruff. – Angela’s vegetarian.
(laughing) – That’s right.
– Don’t tell Dwight. – Oh, and that’s three, because you’re bringing
yourself, obviously. Great. So, whose card did the
three of you wanna look at? – Well, you’re on the committee, and we haven’t looked at yours, yet, but I dunno if we wanna look at yours. We could look at Dwight’s, again, or another one of Dwight’s. – We could look at your card, Jim. – We could look at mine. Thank you, Kevin. – Jim’s a saint, he emailed you.
– Are you okay, bud? – I’m hungry. Okay, yeah, well, ya know what? Have some m&ms. – Been talkin’ about beef jerky. – I know, I’m sorry, I
shouldn’t have brought that up. I can see you’re salivating, a little. – Kevin, is that because
you’re getting crowns put on your teeth, and
you haven’t had anything to eat, yet? – Give her beef jerky? Yeah, again, they’re
in my car and I can’t, after the meeting. – Open your cards, Jim.
– Ruff. – Open my cards? You wanna see, wait,
we’re all agreeing on me? – Wow, I’m feeling a little left out. – I’m on the committee. – Are you guys having
a committee, in here, that I’m not invited to? – Kelly, I am not, also, in the committee, and I’m very upset about it. – Michael’s not invited, either? – We have a committee that’s
a non-committee, committee. – We should start our own
non-committee, committee. – I think that’s a really great idea. I don’t like being left out of things. – Yeah, well you guys
can go ahead and do that, we’re gonna take the conference
room and figure this out, while you guys have your
sub-committee meeting. – All right, the rest of
us meet in my Sebring, in the parking lot. – Ruff.
– Okay. – Do you say Becca? Sorry, do you say Kelly? Kelly.
– Mary. (snorting)
– Mary, okay. Yeah, we can do Kelly, yeah. We can see another one of hers, again. And especially ’cause we know she had a bad review, so we can
further solidify something. We also have looked at Kevin’s, and we theoretically looked at Dwight’s. – Kevin, please never make
me go to your love nest. Just look at the card, instead. (laughing) – I wanna show me something private. – Kevin, I’ll need the
coordinates to that love nest. (laughing)
– Ruff. – It’s a good review. – I can’t help it, I
occasionally do good things. – Kevin took a long time
to decide what to say. – Ruff. – Reading is hard, math is easy. (laughing)
– Ruff, ruff. – Is that slevin? You and your slevin again? – I’m watching you. – What’s slevin? – Kevin’s magic number. – Slevin. – Yeah, it’s on a lot of accounting forms. It’s causing huge amounts of work. – It has a symbol?
(laughing) Kevin hits the dab.
(laughing) – Wow, Kevin, you just
invented a cool new thing to do with your hands. (laughing)
(barking) – It’s my toupee. We’re twinning, so that’s real. – Oh my God, this is the best thing that’s ever happened to me,
I just have a lot of people writing notes, about me. I’m in every day of
the week’s news report. – Ruff, ruff, ruff. – Okay, Dwight, it’s Thursday, so, your turn to read an email. – I will read said email. From Michael Scott:
toppings, toppings, toppings! Everyone’s favorite day,
is right around the corner. Pretzel day. I hope they have toffee nuts, again. Nobody better cut in line, though. Lookin’ at you, Phyllis. If any player is playing as Stanley, they become the leader of that day. If not, the role of the
leader goes to the player to last have a pretzel. (laughing) (gasping)
– I was at the mall, on Monday, and I went
to Wetzel’s Pretzels. (gasping)
– Did you really? – Ah, you–
– Every time I see it, I’m like, ‘I need to go.’
– First off, hyper jelly that you
got a Wetzel’s Pretzel. – Thank you.
– I love Wetzel’s Pretzels. – Second off, that’s a Friday, but that’s, previous, to Monday. – So, Monday’s only three days away. Yes, it’s the new day, you can peek. (laughing)
– I was like, ‘Wait, real day? ‘Or the day in the,’
(laughing) Oh, boy–
– 24 hours, this game carries through. – Okay, once again, I’m
the center of attention, no big deal. I am so glad I eat so many pretzels. Kelly Kapoor is going to nominate someone to go, in this committee. Ya know what? We haven’t heard from Jim, no, wait, but, so, you’re not in it. Who would I like, – I think that’d be me. – I always enjoy looking
at Jim’s performance. All right, in that case–
– I am the boss. – That’s true. You are, in fact, my boss. Which means it’s awkward,
spending time with you, so I’m gonna pick Dwight. Dwight, I want to look at Jim’s cards, because nobody’s looked at them, yet, and we don’t know anything about Jim. – I agree, wholeheartedly,
with that assessment. – I know he’s my best friend,
and he would never betray me. – He does look at the camera a lot, and I don’t trust him. Princess Lady didn’t trust him,
either, when she came over. – Didn’t, in the past tense. – Princess Lady only visits,
because she has her own court. She holds dominion over, at home. – Well, I’m gonna show this to Kelly, ’cause I don’t trust Dwight. (suspenseful music) – Oh, my. It’s a bad review, and it seems that Jim
put a whoopee cushion in Angela’s chair. – Thank you for announcing that. Uh, yes.
– In her chair, or on it? – That was very uncharacteristic, of me. (laughing) – No, Jim, if you spent as much time messing around at the office, as, no, the other way.
(laughing) – Actually, in this world,
I think we all wanna mess around, at the office. – I wanna mess around, at the office. – Kevin,
– I have a spot. – You have a whole love nest, for that. – Kevin,
– You people are disgusting. – I thought we said
you would never discuss your love nest, again, if I showed you my card.
(laughing) – Having sex at work is gross. – Having sex at work is awesome, and Jan and I will have
sex at work, one day. – Why are we talking about this? – Very unsanitary.
– Michael, (laughing)
– That’s what she said. – I approve of this aspiration. There’s nothing holier than work sex, probably. – Okay. Dwight, you are absolutely not allowed to have sex in the office,
that is completely– – I second that. – Can I have sex in the office, Michael? – No, Kevin. Maybe. I’ll think about it. – Okay, friends, it’s now Friday and that means that Michael
is automatically the leader, because
(drum roll on table) it’s time for the Dundies. – Because I’m the regional
manager of Dunder Mifflin. – That’s correct. So, please, Michael, if you would, shuffle the Dundie cards, read one aloud, and decide who you think is
most worthy of that card. And then we’ll have a standoff. – And the first Dundie goes to, first off, thank you for
all coming to the Dundies, here at this amazing Chili’s. Where business is done. – Michael, you made us. – They have really salads, here. – There is sauce. – In order to get our paychecks. – We actually are on the clock. – Get me some more ice cream.
– I missed it, you missed, again. – And first Dundie is the
‘hottest in the office’ award. – Oh my God, stop, thank you, wow! – And since Ryan wasn’t here, today, because he had a stupid
business school thing, – Really good point.
(laughing) – Give the Dundie to the player that most embodies this award. The player that receives this award is safe in the standoff. – Well, hmm, hmm. If Ryan’s not gonna be here, there’s only one
second-hottest, in the building. And that’s my best friend, Jim. Jim, come on up here, and get this Dundie. – Thank you, Michael. – You’ve earned it, bud.
– Thank you. – I’m not gonna say that I
should’ve gotten that award, but, that’s what I’m, I
shoulda gotten that award. (laughing) – When you’re nowhere near
as attractive, as Jim. – I, admittedly, don’t have
your birthing hips, Dwight. (laughing) – Very few people do. – Too many beets, makin’ you flush. All that beet juice. – We’ve kind of gone on too long without talking about the most
awesome person in the room, so if someone could say
something nice about me, Kelly. – Again, I am planning a party
and accepting suggestions, please feel free–
– Ooh, ooh, – To throw them in the air.
– Make it Kelly-themed! You could just pull out my picture– – Absolutely not.
– Okay. – Well, uh, it’s Friday.
(laughing) We should discuss who we’d like to accuse. – Well, um, – Did anyone ever look at Angela’s cards? – Yeah, I know. – Did anybody ever look at Kevin’s cards? – Yes.
– Yes, we did that on the first day. That was Monday, and it was a good day. (laughing) – Kevin got a bad review.
– One bad review. – He had a bad review day, Kev. – Not my greatest moment. – So, we know that Kev had a bad review, we know that Kelly had a bad and a good, and we know that Jim had a bad. We also know that Dwight had a good. Right, it was a good review?
– Mm-hm, he did. That’s what Angela said, unless– – I said ‘meow’. – You two are in meow cahoots. – Ca-meow?
– I choose my cahoots partners, very carefully. – That’s what she said?
(laughing) – I partner up with no one, here. – That’s also what she said. – Unless Princess Lady,
(laughing) – I also ride solo. – So Jim is immune. – No one can vote for Jim.
– That’s right. – Poppy. – I think it’s between those two, yonder. I guess Angela doesn’t make much sense, because we don’t know anything. – I’ve got a sneaking suspicion,
based on previous events, that Kelly might be up for a promotion. – Oh, really?
– Based on previous– – Is it because I’m the
hottest in the office, – Well, and last time she lied about– – And you couldn’t– – Customer reviews for you,
Jim, you should remember that better than anyone, it almost
cost you your promotion, or your raise, your bonus. – True, she told the truth, did she see mine? Or, who, someone saw might, right? – I saw yours.
– They saw each-other’s. – He told the truth, on mine. I didn’t see hers. Oh, I did see hers.
– Yeah, they could’ve purposefully chosen
each-other, since they saw, and then they said bad reviews. – Me and Kelly, or me and Dwight? – Jim and Kelly, ’cause
they saw each-other’s cards. – Mm. – That’s interesting proposal. Honestly, Jim’s no Ryan. – Bob Vance never trusted you.
(laughing) – I mean, Kevin saw Kelly’s,
Kelly saw Kevin’s, too, so the logic is the same. I don’t know if it tells
anything different– – Kelly saw Kevin’s. – She saw yours, but you didn’t see hers. I’m leaning towards, I guess, still you, unfortunately. Between the green cards,
which you both have, I at least know she has a red. (sighing) – I know, I have a
suspicious-looking face, but that does not always mean I am guilty. (laughing)
– Your nose is too small. Isn’t that what Dwight says?
(laughing) Your nose is too small.
(laughing) – All right, the way
that a standoff works, of course it’s initiated
by Michael Scott– – Michael Scarn.
(laughing) – And, in order to fire someone, there’s going to be a finger
gun standoff, in this office. Everyone is going to
vote for one other player that they think is getting promoted and, if there’s a tie
between those players, then there’s gonna be a second standoff, but you can only vote for
those two players, so. When Michael counts down
from three, or up to three, or whichever way, to three,
(laughing) – I’ll do it, how I wanna do it. – Oh, God.
– I thought so. – I approve. (sighing)
– One, two, three, Michael Scarn! Oh, no. You guys all pointing–
– Okay, so, this is when Kelly reveals her reviews, and I think they’re really awesome, and thank you, Jim, for lying about me. I should’ve only shown
you my cards, later. I’m getting promoted, oh my God! Except, I’m fired, so this is both the best and worst day, of my life. – Whoa, whoa, did I just fire you? You’re fired! – I am a chronic winner,
so I expected this. Mind-boggling. – It’s both the best and
worst day of my life, and Joy almost caught me, when I said, ‘Whoopee cushion IN the
chair’, instead of ON the chair and, instead of
(laughing) responding to you, I decided to ignore it. (laughing) – Oh yeah, no one else picked up on that, I was like, ‘I’ll drop that.’
(laughing) – You just thought she missed that– – I was like, ‘If I say
something about her, ‘and try and defend it, it’s gonna be–‘ – No, I was like, ‘That sounds funny, ‘whoopee cushion in
the chair’, I was like, (laughing)
– ‘Cause you made it up? – Uh-huh.
– Yeah, yeah, I get it. – Also, I made up the
customer service thing, too. – Are you also getting the promotion? – Yes, I was also honored–
– Jim, how could you betray me like that?
(laughing) – I’m sorry, Michael.
– I thought we were friends. – Literally, my betrayal is
doing well at my job, so– – God! – Well, well, well.
– He is not to be trusted. (groaning) Thanks so much, TJ, Denise, Joy, Julia. Jake, you fit in with the J’s, you’re here, all the time, anyway. – I am. – Well, guess we’ll see ya
next time, in the office! We’re on Game the Game. Bye! – Bye.
– Bye! (techno tones)