Pete Davidson Got Stuck Paying for Kid Cudi’s Birthday Dinner When Kanye West Crashed

Pete Davidson Got Stuck Paying for Kid Cudi’s Birthday Dinner When Kanye West Crashed

-Welcome back to the show,
buddy. -Thank you.
-I want to show a picture, because Kim Kardashian was on
our show a couple weeks ago. -Yeah.
-And she showed us a photo. She showed me —
Explain this to me. So, you’re out to dinner
with Kanye? Is that Timothée Chalamet
and Kid Cudi? -Yes.
[ Laughter ] -What was —
-And I am — that is really me. I’m not superimposed at all. [ Laughter ] -That’s an actual,
real photo, yeah. -So, yeah,
it was Cudi’s birthday. -Okay.
-And he was like, “Hey, let’s go to Nobu,” and
I was like, “That’s awesome.” “I’m going with, like,
my manager and producer.” I was like,
“Cool. That’d be great.” So, I got there a little early so I could, like,
give him my card. You know, so it could be — You know, I thought it was just,
like, us three, you know? -You were gonna treat
with your credit card. -Yeah, you know.
-Sure. -Buy my boy a birthday dinner,
you know? -That’s nice.
-You know, ’cause he’s, like — He’s the best musician
that’s ever lived, and, yeah. [ Cheers and applause ] And it’s like an honor, right?
-That’s nice. -So, I get there,
and we’re outside, and, you know,
we order a couple things. I’m like,
“All right, this is cool.” Everybody’s like, you know,
skinny and whatever. It’s all fun.
[ Laughter ] -“Everyone’s skinny.”
-Yeah. -It’s like,
“I can treat for these people.” -Yeah.
I was like, “This is chill.” -Yeah.
-Then, Timothée Chalamet shows up, and I’m like,
“All right, also skinny. Gonna be fine.”
[ Laughter ] No problem.” And then, Cudi goes, “Hey,
Kim and Kanye might come by.” And I was like,
“That would be awesome.” And then, I was like, “Oh, no.” [ Laughter ] So they come by,
and we’re outside, right? And then, Kanye goes, “Let’s get
the special room in the back.” And I was like, “Oh, no!” [ Laughter ] I was like, “Yeah!
All right! Cool, sick.” So, we’re sitting in there,
and I’m, like, texting my touring agent, I’m like, “Yo,
you gotta book more shows.” [ Laughter ] “[Bleep] getting real
over here.” [ Laughter ] So, then, you know,
the waiter comes, and Kanye’s like — “What would
you like to order, Kanye?” and he goes, “I want that stuff
that’s not even on the menu, that crazy stuff.” I was like, “Oh, my God.
The crazy stuff?” -“Crazy stuff”?
What does that mean? -I just want to say, like,
Kim and Kanye, the cutest couple ever.
Very, very sweet people. I had a really good
time with them. -Yeah, they’re great.
Yeah. But you still don’t want to pay. Like, “Dude, you’re Kanye.
You should treat.” -No! Like, it was fine.
It was just, like — It actually wasn’t as bad
as you would think. But, you know, it’s not like
it’s Applebee’s, you know? [ Laughter ] It’s Nobu, you know?
-It’s Nobu, yeah. -Which is like 77 Applebee’s-es. [ Laughter ] -Dude… Did you just pluralize
“Applebee’s”? -Yeah, yeah.
-Applebee’s-es. -Applebee’s-es.
[ Laughter ] -Tell me about
what you’re doing. I’m so excited about this. What are you doing
with the new “Mortal Kombat”? How are you involved with this? -“Mortal Kombat 11” —
it’s my favorite number. -I love “Mortal Kombat.”
-Yeah. Also, well, they are paying me
to be here to talk about it. -Oh, wow.
[ Laughter ] -Yeah. Yeah, and I —
Yeah, that’s why. [ Cheers and applause ]
That’s really — -Thank you for being honest.
-Yeah, no, yeah. You know, I’m trying to get
a helicopter to Coachella. [ Laughter ] They were like,
“Do you like this game?” I was like, “Sure.”
No. [ Laughter ]
It’s actually really sick. There’s this guy that
I really like to kill in it. [ Laughter ] ‘Cause he looks like
a real douchebag. [ Laughter ] So, there’s this guy,
Johnny Cage. -Oh, yeah, Johnny Cage.
-Yeah. So, he does splits
and punches you in the [bleep] is his special move.
[ Laughter ] -Yeah, so it’s one of his moves,
yeah. -And he just looks like
everybody I grew up with in Staten Island,
so I just kill that dude. [ Laughter ]
I enjoy killing him. Also, he has, like,
a hot daughter, which is, like, weird,
because I’m lonely and she’s, like, not real. [ Laughter ] So there’s that
in the video game, as well — sexual confusion.
-Sexual confusion! With the new “Mortal Kombat 11.”
-Yeah. The effects are,
like, really good. I’m actually wearing — I have to shout-out,
“Mortal Kombat” sneakers. [ Cheers and applause ]
Yeah, they exist. -Wow.
-Yeah. They are real things. -I like —
My dude I like is Scorpion. -You like Scorpion.
Oh, I got you — -That’s my dude.
-I heard you like Scorpion, so I got this for you…
-“Get over here!” -…in case you want
to have fun with your wife over the Easter break. [ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] -I don’t know if this
is gonna fit, but we’ll see. -No, I mean —
Yeah. [ Laughter ] -Oh, me! Oh, I see.
-Yeah. I mean, wear it for sex. [ Laughter ] -Thank you. I understood —
I understand the first time. Yeah. Thank you.
Yeah. But you do love video games. I heard you’re building
an arcade at your house. -I am.
So, I live with my mom. Well, we bought
a house together, but nobody believes that.
[ Laughter ] So, I live with my mom, kind of, so I have, like,
a basement that’s, uh, mine. [ Laughter ] It’s like —
But that’s like an apartment, so I live underneath her. [ Laughter ] -Yeah.
-Yeah. So, like, I’m getting, like, a
little arcade setup down there, try to make it —
try to make it a little mine. [ Laughter ] -What do you have?
What does that mean, an arcade? Do you have, like,
a bunch of pinball machines? -Well, no, you know,
I’m gonna get, like, a “Mortal Kombat” machine. [ Laughter ]
-No, no, no, you’re good. ♪♪ No, the check has cleared. The check has cleared.
You’re good. Yeah.
You can have “Mortal Kombat.” But, yeah, we’re good.
-Okay, cool. -So you’ll get one
“Mortal Kombat” machine, but what else?
-Well, I’m redoing my whole entire — So, I was calling it
The Man Cave, but the Mulaneys told me
that if I call it that, they will no longer
be my friend. [ Laughter ]
I didn’t know. Do you not call the basement
the man-cave? Is that weird? -Some people do,
but, no, you can’t. -Yeah, so now I call it
“The Basement,” like The Ohio State University. [ Laughter and applause ] Yeah, it means something. -“The.”
-Oh, I don’t like that college. I just — You know.
[ Laughter ] It’s the “The”
that’s the important — -Go, CSI!
Division III. Whoo!
-Oh, my gosh! Division III.
D-III, man. -D-III, baby.
-That’s the real deal. Are you gonna charge people
when they play the video games? -Hell yeah. Absolutely.
[ Laughter ] One of my many schemes
I’m working on, Jimmy. -Pete, we always love
when you come here, and I’ll let you know what
happens with this guy, yeah. -Oh, yeah, sure.
Thanks for having me. -Pete Davidson, everybody.
-Thank you very much. “Saturday Night Live”
returns May 4th. And “Mortal Kombat 11”
is available April 23rd. -Go get it!
And get Machine Gun Kelly’s “Hotel Diablo” album coming out.
-There you go. -My boy MGK’s album coming out.

100 thoughts on “Pete Davidson Got Stuck Paying for Kid Cudi’s Birthday Dinner When Kanye West Crashed

  1. I would have been that random person in the crowd who would have to say something…when Pete gave Jimmy the Scorpion outfit it would have been perfect timing to say "Jimmy tells his wife….GET OVER HERE"

  2. Did the clown Jimmy Fallon actually say to his fellow clown that he shouldn’t call his basement a man cave? Because it would offend

  3. I can’t stand that kid like he got famous for being a rebound is that how we doing it now Hollywood oh I forgot Kim K did get famous for a sex tape

  4. Wow that Ohio state joke how you said you didn’t like the college. YOU ARE WRONG. buckeyes fam drop a like

  5. Jimmy's laughter actually makes me sort of happy… (I'm watching this video alone at three o'clock in the morning… fuck I'm lonely)

  6. Jimmy Fallon picks up on the tiniest little jokes and makes a huge huge deal out of them… would be great if he could just dial that down a bit.

  7. Really, this guy is a millionaire and bitches about a dinner check. Sorry regular people dont have problems like you. I fell so sorry for you Pete Davisson. By the way go fuck yourself.

  8. No one cares why is this on my YouTube recommended. Like this is a normal thing for him who gives a fuck bro most people can't even afford their rent. These people are on a different planet

  9. Everyone including Pete totally missed Jimmy's joke about liking scorpion so much he was going to fuck his wife while she wears it instead of himself. That was good. It went over Pete's head even.

  10. Dude Pete Davidson is the people's comedian man he's straight up with the endorsement lol fallen don't even know what he's gotten into lol

  11. davidson seems like a cool guy but man fallon is the worst. his guests say the most boring normal sentence ever and fallons like OMG HAHAHAHAH WOW AHAHAHAHA WOWIE ZOWIE LOLOL HAHAHAH

  12. Pete is one of a few rare celebrities that was born in Staten Island, New York. Hardly any famous people are ever born in the part of New York City that most New Yorkers ignore. Here are some of the few others born there. Christina Aguilera, Joan Baez, Emilio Estevez.

  13. Pete Davidson's life is like watching a movie about a normal kid who's maybe a bit of a fuck up but he wakes up one day in an alternate reality where he's a celebrity. And the whole movie is watching him navigate life amongst the rich and famous.

  14. You fucking loser what a waste of my time u ugly fuck. Now I know just to go straight to Jimmy Kimmel live fuck this shitt

  15. “Best musician who ever lived” in front of The Roots who actually play instruments. Kid Cudi is good & highly influential but cmon

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