Chappelle’s Show – I Know Black People Pt. 1

Chappelle’s Show – I Know Black People Pt. 1


WELCOME TO THE SHOW
I KNOW BLACK PEOPLE, WHERE WE TAKE CONTESTANTS
WHO CLAIM TO KNOW BLACK PEOPLE AND PUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE OF AFRICAN-AMERICAN CULTURE
TO THE TEST. THE CONTESTANT WHO ANSWERS
THE MOST QUESTIONS, OF COURSE, WINS OUR GRAND PRIZE. LET’S BRING THEM OUT
ONE AT A TIME NOW. OUR FIRST CONTESTANT
IS A PROFESSOR OF AFRICAN-AMERICAN
STUDIES AND HISTORY AT FORDHAM UNIVERSITY; A NEW YORK CITY
POLICE OFFICER; THIS IS A WRITER
FOR SUCH BLACK TELEVISION SHOWS AS THE CHRIS ROCK SHOW
AND CHAPPELLE’S SHOW; OKAY, OUR NEXT CONTESTANT WORKS
IN A KOREAN GROCERY STORE; THIS IS A DJ AND CLAIMS
TO HAVE MANY BLACK FRIENDS; A SOCIAL WORKER
IN WILMINGTON, DELAWARE; MOST OF HIS BOYS HE GOES
TO SCHOOL WITH ARE BLACK; THE BARBER IN BROOKLYN
WHO CLAIMS THAT 100% OF HIS CLIENTS
ARE BLACK. LET’S PLAY THE GAME. WHAT IS A “BADONKADONK”? A BADONKADONK. A BADONKADONK
IS, LIKE, A, UH– A INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE ASS. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. [whispers]
A BADONKADONK. BIG PENIS. buzz!
I DON’T KNOW. HE’S TALKING
ABOUT MY REAR END, I THINK. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. [laughs] YOU DO HAVE
A BADONKADONK. I MAY HAVE HEARD THAT
ONCE OR TWICE BEFORE, YEAH. I’M TELLIN’ YOU,
WASHINGTON HEIGHTS, THEY’LL TELL THE COPS, “GIRL, YOU GOT
A BADONKADONK.” OOH, THAT’S JUNK
IN THE TRUNK. THAT’S WHAT YOU PUT
YOUR MUG ON. YOU SADDLE UP AND RIDE. THAT’S A BIG…ASS. ding!
HE IS CORRECT. JUNK IN THE TRUNK…
ding! WHAT YOU PUT YOUR MUG UP,
SADDLE UP AND RIDE, OR AN ASS
ARE ALL ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS. [people shouting]
BLACK PEOPLE! WHY DO BLACK PEOPLE
LOVE MENTHOLS SO MUCH? I DON’T–I DON’T KNOW. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. [laughs]
ALL RIGHT. NOBODY KNOWS.
NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE. ‘CAUSE THAT’S
WHAT NEWPORTS ARE? ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. IS IT A FACT THAT THEY LIKE
MENTHOL CIGARETTES? I’M NOT EVEN SURE. I DON’T KNOW– ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. “I DON’T KNOW.”
NO ONE KNOWS. [people shouting]
BLACK PEOPLE! ON THE POPULAR SHOW
GOOD TIMES, WHAT DID MR. BOOKMAN DO
FOR A LIVING? OOH, HE WAS THE HANDYMAN. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. HE WAS THE SUPER. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. LET’S SEE, I DON’T KNOW
WHO BOOKMAN WAS ON GOOD TIMES, SO I’M GONNA HAVE
TO TAKE A GUESS. UM…WAS HE A JANITOR? ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. AMAZING. DID NOT KNOW SEE THE SHOW
YET KNOWS THAT BOOKMAN
WAS CLEANING UP. HE WAS THE JANITOR, AND HIS NICKNAME
WAS BUFFALO BUTT. THAT IS CORRECT
AND A BONUS POINT. THANK YOU. [people shouting]
BLACK PEOPLE! COULD YOU NAME
ANY OF BOOKMAN’S NICKNAMES? BOOGER. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. BUFFALO BUTT. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. CHI-CHI?
CHI-CHI? I AM CHECKING THE JUDGES
FOR CHI-CHI. buzz!
I’M SORRY, THAT’S INCORRECT. HIS NAME WAS BOOKMAN? YES, AND HE WAS FAT. WHAT DID THEY CALL HIM? UH, FAT JANITOR GUY. buzz! [people shouting]
BLACK PEOPLE! WHY DID BLACK PEOPLE
DISTRUST RONALD REAGAN? BECAUSE HE WAS WHITE. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. BECAUSE HE WAS WHITE. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. WHY DID BLACK PEOPLE
DISTRUST RONALD REAGAN? BECAUSE HE TOOK
ALL HIS MONEY. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. BECAUSE HE WAS
A REPUBLICAN. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. WHY DID BLACK PEOPLE
DISTRUST RONALD REAGAN? HMM, HE WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE
TRUSTED IN THE FIRST PLACE. ding!
HE IS CORRECT. [people shouting]
BLACK PEOPLE! TITO, IS PIMPING EASY? NO. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. NO. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. BIG DADDY KANE WOULD SAY,
“IT AIN’T EASY.” “PIMPING AIN’T EASY,”
HE IS CORRECT. IT’S HARD. ding!
THAT IS CORRECT. ALL RIGHT, I HAVE
A HARD TIME WITH IT MYSELF. YES, PIMPING, AS A MATTER
OF FACT, AIN’T EASY. IS PIMPING EASY? HELL YEAH.
ding! SOMEHOW THAT IS CORRECT. [people shouting]
BLACK PEOPLE! WHOA, THE COMPETITION’S
HEATING UP. BUT DON’T GO ANYWHERE, BECAUSE WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH MORE I KNOW BLACK PEOPLE. [cheers and applause]

56 thoughts on “Chappelle’s Show – I Know Black People Pt. 1

  1. Sketches like this are exactly why he quit this show to reassess himself As he said, they weren't laughing with you, they were laughing at you.

  2. "why do black people like menthols?" I know the answer. No one actually likes menthols because they are in fact horrible, this of course includes white people. Needing a brand of cigarette that's definitively black means white people cannot be known to enjoy it. The only way to ensure this is to select a brand so nasty no one would naturally choose it.

  3. I don't trust blacks as far as I can smell them.

    You got a problem, my name is Beau Rattazzi & I live in San Diego. Come see me!

  4. Lol wtf. Everything the black dues says is correct by default 🀣 The Korean dude out in some goods guesses though πŸ˜„

  5. "Junk in the trunk, what you put your mog on n saddle up n ride and ass are all acceptable answers" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  6. …kinda’ funny how Black people give our unquestioned, obedience and loyalty to the the democrat party of slavery, Jim Crowe, the KKK, and Planned Parenthood which weaponized eugenics to rid the nation of Blacks and other β€œundesirables.β€πŸ€”

  7. Shit like this is where u say what if the tables were turned?it would be a dispicable tasteless act watched and heard around the world jobs lost people tagged as racist and lives destroyed…

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